One Scene per Episode » TOW The Thanksgiving Flashback (S5E08)

I put the cold steel against hmm… (pause) my body.

A Haiku

ptrparker:

Who took my sandwich

The one with the moist maker

You threw it away?!


More turkey, Mr Chandler?

More turkey, Mr Chandler?

You thought I was gay? It’s stuff like that isn’t it?

One Scene per Episode » TOW Phoebe’s Rats (S9E12)

That’s math I can’t even do!

Save your strength man.

One Scene per Episode » TOW Ross’s Tan (S10E03)

One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.

Well I like how you look, what are you?