brightar:

fuckyeahrossgeller:

Ross: Now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or should I climb down your back so we’re… butt to face?
Joey: I think face to face.
Ross: I would say that.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Joey: All right. Oh my… How much do you weigh, Ross?!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.
Joey: Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
Ross: Hi.
Joey: Hi.
Ross: Maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Joey: Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!