I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.

HE’S ALIVE!!!!

ohsonicme:

“How bout a compromise? Like… CHAN-NOEY?”

ohsonicme:

“How bout a compromise? Like… CHAN-NOEY?”

Classy, huh?


Phoebe: Joey?
Joey: Ya.
Phoebe: Do you think your favourite animal says a lot about you?
*Joey thinking*
Joey: No, cause goats can’t talk!

Phoebe: Joey?

Joey: Ya.

Phoebe: Do you think your favourite animal says a lot about you?

*Joey thinking*

Joey: No, cause goats can’t talk!


I’m just going to press my breasts up against him.

I’m just going to press my breasts up against him.

Chandler: How much is it?

Phoebe: Chandler, let me handle this. How much is it?

Salesperson: $8600.

Phoebe: We’ll give you $10.