Let’s take a minute to look at the wonder that is Ross Geller’s face.

Ross, there is no pressure on you, you can be as involved as you want.

I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.

“Ooh, my ROCK-POLISHER!”

Ross: Hey you know what’s weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people, you’re gonna have to say “this is my brother-in-law Ross”, not “my friend Ross”, “brother-in-law Ross”! It’s weird isn’t it?!

Chandler: Couldn’t I just say “This is Ross?”

Ross: Sure do whatever you want.

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Saleslady: You want to return this couch? It’s cut in half!

Ross: That’s what I’m telling you. 

Saleslady: Did you cut this couch in half?

Ross: It’s crazy, it IS cut in half.

Saleslady: I don’t understand.

Ross: This couch, is CUT IN HALF. I would like to exchange it for one that is NOT CUT IN HALF!

I love the way Ross talks.